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(spelling errors, hers)
I hope one day you get a taste of your own medicine. I hope your daughter displays some of (not all) of your bad behaviors, because lets face it, I want you to know WHY I made you eat hot sauce and why I just couldn't handle you anymore so I sent you to your room for hours ( I did let you down for dinner). You just don't listen and you NEVER shut your mouth.
It is so annoying, dad and I like quiet, we like peacefulness and you do NOT understand this. Now don't get me wrong, we do accommodate you. I love you and I am sure you will live, since one drop of hot sauce won't kill you, really you would have thought it was by the way you acted, but I promise I will greet you with a hug and smile when you wake up in the morning. And we start this all over again.
PS The hot sauce wasn't because she wouldn't shut up, it was because she threatened her brother.