Thursday, June 30, 2005

Does anybody want a kitten??

Does anyone want a kitten?? Somebody please take him, PLEASE!!! He is fixed and really cute...that is why I haven't killed him yet. Hey Jason, you can try out you microwave experiment!!! I love my kitten he is so cute and cudly but he hates me. He attacks me all of the time. You should see my legs, it looks like I like to play in rose bushes. WHY?? WHY?? Didn't I listen to my husband. Stupid adorable little thing! But really if you want him you can have him. His name is Pokey and he is almost 4 months old. Fixed with his firt round of shots...gee I will even pay for the rest of his shots. He is really cute, come on you know you want him!

6 comments:

Jason said...

I've been giving this microwaving a cat idea more thought, and I doubt it would produce a pleasant smell. I think the cat would smell okay, but I'm worried about the stink that might come from the cat hair. So, now I have to figure out how to shave the cat first. You know it wouldn't want me to shear all of it's hair off at first...so I'd have to figure out a way to make it stay still. Hmm...I could tie the cat down to my lawn and mow it! That would give 'em a short haircut. From there to the mircrowave it goes!

Autumn said...

no thanks, I'm not a pet lover

although... kitties are better than dogs IMO

Anonymous said...

Im reporting you to the APL!!!!

Jason said...

Anonymous Poster League?

Kelmo said...

Hmmm...yes I agree with Jason. Cats would make a wonderful microwave treat. Actually some kittens are soo adorable and I would love to pet them but I am very allergic and plus they eventually grow into cats which I despise. I saw this commercial from Europe about a black car with a sun roof...the cat crawls on the roof and sticks its head in the sun roof...and the ending comment was "evil twin". I'm going to let your imagination fill in the blanks. I also enjoyed the Boondock Saints because of a related cat scene...if you haven't seen this movie it is great. It teaches you the variety of uses of the F word to make a complete sentence. Yeah, I'm thinking kitten for Kelly = not good thinking.

Jason said...

BTW, Boondock Saints is a great movie despite having so much bad language in it. It's another cult favorite movie like Donnie Darko (another awesome movie). I think I might do a post about these movies.