Showing posts with label funny things they say. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny things they say. Show all posts

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Have to remember

*The radio was on, rare in this house (wanting to change that).
*Merci was dancing to fulfill her daily 15 minutes of Move it Time for this program the school is doing. Me saying yes to her throwing herself around the living room is rare too (I know, I am a bit uptight...working on that).
*Ethan came in the room and was going to dance with Merci, but it was here time for the shower...late, so she had to hurry. She told him to dance with me, at that moment I didn't have anything to attend to so I said sure.
*I got down on my knees and danced with my boy (felt good to actually have to stoop down to someone else's level for once!!).
*We danced, he kept trying to kiss me...lol...he is a passionate one...he loves to show affection...we talked...it was precious.
*I told him how much I loved him and couldn't believe he was the little baby that was one in my tummy.
*He told me he loved the cats more than me. I wasn't black and white and furry and have a tail
*I assured him I could grow one ;) Then I showed him all the fur on my arms:)
*We cuddled in my bed, he cuddled with daddy too...we all prayed in our bed together and the kids went to bed.
*I grabbed my laptop and got into my bed, where I am now waiting for hubby to be out of the shower.
*Next: We cuddle, and talk, and go to sleep early!

Sunday, August 02, 2009

My son woke up a comedian

My little Ethan. What a character. He made me laugh this morning. 2 times. Not to mention Josh's mooing cow alarm. Ethan loves to smother the cats, rub his face in their fur and make these funny singsong noises to them. So I embraced him and did the same. His response was "Meow"....LOL.
Then it was time to get dressed, so he could got o church early to do lights with daddy. Ethan is very, and I mean very particular with the clothing he wears. I asked him to pick a shirt from the hangers (the nicer shirts he has), he came back with a long sleeve thermal shirt, and a pair of camo shorts...daddy said no way. I've learned if it matches don't fight. So we got him to wear a different shirt. As he looked glaringly at all the shirts hanging, he said I don't like those shirts with those things. I tried to comfort him to the fact his shirt did not have a collar so it was OK. His response "dogs wear collars, people don't"...LOL.

He woke up a comedian or I just woke up in a very good mood for once.

I LOVE that kids and cannot believe I will be celebrating my baby's 5th birthday next week!

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Too good not to post

Today Merci and I were driving to a store.
We drove past a bar, that had a sign up.


Dancers wanted

Merci: That sign said dancers wanted, I'm a dancer.
Me: LOL
Merci: But I am a dancer mom
Me: Not that kind of dancer Merci.
Me: remind me to put that on my blog later, Merci.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

My Lil Guy

Saturday morning my little rooster was up bright and early and we tried to get him back to sleep, but I am sure you know the out come of that....

E: I just laid in my bed with my eyes open

Then the girl was up, and we had no chance of a quiet morning.
We did however lay around for about and hour, they'd go play for 10 minutes and then be back crawling all over us. We like to lay in bed and fool around with the kids when we have nothing else to do. Josh was playing keep away from E with the beloved sword (I will post about this soon...hopefully), and E just couldn't get it, but was a good sport and cracking up as he tried.
What came out of his mouth was one of the most hilarious things I have heard from him yet...

E: This is the hard level....ROFL.

E loves to play/watch video games with daddy and often refers to himself as Zelda while carting around beloved sword all day long in his shirt...so this was just stinking adorable...this is the hard level, I love it!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Q is for...

Yesterday I was cleaning of the front of the refrigerator..simplifying, removing old pictures, old magnets giving a good wipe down. I saw that all the letters from the Leap Frog Word Whammer were dirty, so I wanted to clean them.

I turned it into a game with E.
He found the letters put them into the whammer to hear what sound they made and then I would clean them...and line them up nicely and in order, since I am anal like that.

He did very well.
We went over all the sounds letters make and he even gave examples of words that started like that.
I was very excited to see how much he knows, since I do not practice with him as much as I should.

Anyway...here are some of his example:

Q says Qu...like Quala (Koala)...LOL
I says i (short sound)...like egg...

Why does the English language have to be so hard...becasue he was kind right...sound wise.

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

My Girl

Usually it is E who has the funny things to say/do it was M today!

After school we saw a pimped out Jeep drive by (we are partial o Jeep's since I drive one, and because daddy likes to point out pimped out ones!) Anyway...right on top was a HUGE dead dear.
M started freaking out....

M: "Oh my, Oh my gosh, when I am president I will make that illegal, no killing those ::start baby talk voice here:: poor baby deers, oh those poor things....wawawa" (drama queen?? YEP)
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When M was looking through her homework assignment books, she saw that it said
Yom Kippur starts at sundown. Her being a child who cannot be left out of ANYTHING, insisted to daddy that we celebrate Yom Kippur. Don't get me wrong I have no problem with Jewish holidays, but since we are not Jewish, me nor my husband really knew what it was they celebrated and how. I proceeded to look it up on the good old net and found out the not so desirable way in which it is celebrated (she was not interested in not eating for the whole day), she wasn't interested, she was u=interested in finding out where we could find a pool to cleanse in though. That girl, I know she was thinking ...POOL PARTAYYYY!!

Monday, July 07, 2008

Another Funny

As E was standing on the top of the slide for the pool the other day he looked at me and said, "Mommy, I sink there is a hole in dis suit, the pee is coming out." LOL.

Well yeah, they aren't a diaper!
This was after he had gone inside to pee earlier, so it isn't like he doesn't know.
KIDS!!

At least he gives me good blogging material=)

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

::Oh My::

My son coming down the stairs from going potty:
"Mommy there was a sausage in my belly and it came out of my butt."
Me:
"What? Ethan, it was poop" (I would loved to have seen my face...HOW FUNNY)
Ethan:
"No it is sausage."
Me:
"Let me see" (only if you are a mom...would you ask to see your kids poop)
Me:
"No that is poop, poop looks different all the time E."

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

He is a comedian

Another of E's famous funnies...

Last night as I was dressing him for bed he was pointing out all of his boo-boos and as he was searching for more he found his nipple area and was like "What is this rash mom." I starting laughing so hard!! This kid cracks me up. I then explained that it was a nipple and made daddy show him that he has them too, he then asked to see mine (which I did not show him!)